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What is Rory McIlroy missing? If you answered: that fifteen million quid he just had to pay his former agent because that’s what makes the world go round, baby … then I’m afraid you leave empty-handed. If you answered: the chance to cop a feel of the curves of the fiancee he dumped nine months ago, then you are a modern media citizen who sees all the angles.
And so to Caroline Wozniacki, WTA No5, whose decision to pose for Sports Illustrated’s annual swimsuit issue can only be viewed as the issuing of a come-and-get-me plea to semi-automated headline writers. Caroline, you may be aware, is “showing Rory what he’s missing”, just as she’s been involuntarily showing it for the past eight months, every time a photographer snaps her on a beach or attempts to get an upskirt shot of her while she’s doing her job. Except that by doing it the airbrushed, Sports Illustrated way, I think she now has “ownership” of the showing him what he’s missing. Or something.
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